What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!
Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.
Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?
Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?
I like my women like I like my DNA helicase – unzipping my genes.
Back in action, gonna cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors.
Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was S#xier than archaeometry!
You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !
Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Otzi the Iceman!
You’re an osteologist? In that case, there’s a bone I’d like to show you…
Why don’t I show you my anterior pubis so you can S#x me to 95% accuracy?
Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?
You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.
Are you a Nahua priest? Because you’re totally holding my heart in your hands.
I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.
How about we take tis to dance floor and I’ll sow you the Intertubercular Groove?
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you’are turning me into H0m0 Erectus!
Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you A$$ume the missionary position.
Excuse me miss, but are you Mesa Verde? Because it feels like I’ve been digging you for years.
If I told you that you had some nice secondary S#x characteristics, would you hold them against me?
I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.