[Top 50] Pick Up Lines To Impress a Twilight Fan!

by Annie Rosy

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again.
Why can’t I stop dazzling people?
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
I have a private island. Wanna see it?
[Top 50] Pick Up Lines To Impress a Twilight Fan!
[Top 50] Pick Up Lines To Impress a Twilight Fan!
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
I’m an addict. Will you be my her0in?
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will you be the mother of my puppies?
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
So…how do you feel about dogs?
I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
You know what they say, right? Once you go “Black” you never go back.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
(To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…
*Holds Stethoscope* Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Carlisle’s very fast. If you know what I mean.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.
Do not make us angry. You wouldn’t like us when we’re angry…or h0rn¥.
Do you want to play doctor?
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
Have you ever wondered what started my scarf collection? Would you like to find out?
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
Hey, Darlin’, do you want to see my battle scars?
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.
I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
I can inflict the most pain you’ve ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.
I don’t know anything about monsters. Except the one in my pants.
I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
I have a private island. Wanna see it?
I have skin of a monster. A silky smooth monster.
I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?
I just got a vision of my future and you’re in it.
I just imprinted on you.
I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?
I love the way you smell. Everywhere.
I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see!
I may be strong but I’m not strong enough to resist you.
I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!
I only have red eyes for you.
I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.
I’ll do whatever you want.
I’m a doctor, and yes I do take my lab coat home.
I’m an addict. Will you be my her0in?
I’m barely legal. Forever.
I’ve learned a lot over the centuries, but I’d give it all up for your smile.
I’ve never tasted human blood but I don’t mind their other bodily fluids.
If you don’t, I’ll jump off a cliff.
If you need a love doctor, I have a medical degree.
It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.
Jacob’s Pick Up Lines:
My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.
My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
My sister is psychic, and she had a vision of you giving me your number.
Once you go Jacob Black, you never go back.
Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?
Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
Say it… out loud. Say it. You think I’m S#xy.
So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?
So…how do you feel about dogs?
The name is Cullen. Dr. Carlisle Cullen, but I like to be known as Dr. Love.
The only thing “civil” about me is the war I fought in to get between your bedsheets.
These hands are skilled and trained to save lives. Would you like to find out what else they’re good at?
Twins. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
Wanna be my monkey woman?
Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
Wanna see me crush a boulder?
Wanna see my reservation?
Will you be the mother of my puppies?
You can call me Dr. McSparkly.
You can show me anything, I am a doctor after all.
You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.
You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?
You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.
You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.
You’re really pretty when you sleep. I know this because I watched you last night through your window.
Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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