[Top 30] Lame Pick Up Lines to Get a Girl Laughing
by Annie Rosy
Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT.
Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Do you have the time…to write my number down?
I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!
Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would just love to tap that a$s!
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!
Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gemstones.
You’re so hot that you make the sun jealous.
Is your name Gillette? because you are the best a man can get.
Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Stand back, I am a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I will loosen her clothes.
You’re so sweet I’m getting cavities.
Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
No, I am not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot?
You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.
My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
I would marry your cat just to get in the family.
Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only 10 I see!
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
Baby, I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
You are like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me.
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
I know I don’t look like much now, but I am drinking milk.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
I want to kiss you pA$$ionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
You make my software turn to hardware!
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
How about you sit on my lap and we will straighten things out.
May I have your autograph? I’ve never met the most beautiful girl in the world before.
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
I am conducting a field test of how many women have pierced nipples.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
You are like a championship bA$$, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.
You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
I’m going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I’ll stop loving you.
When does your centerfold come out?
Hi, I am new in town.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up?
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
Hey baby lets play army I will lay down you can blow me up.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer because you are dope.
Can I have fries with that shake!
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Are you an interior decorator? Because the moment I saw you, the room became more beautiful.
Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
You’re like a student and I’m like a math book, you solve all my
If I had eleven roses and you, I would have a dozen.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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