I’d swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.
What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?
According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.
This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.
Want me to help you recline?
I’ll show you my pA$$port if you show me yours.
I only pack the essentials.
You’re so cute, I don’t need to see your boarding pA$$.
I love a good South of the border crossing.
I don’t need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn’t keep me from you.
I would love to show you first clA$$.
Want to share a cappuccino in Milan tomorrow morning?
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
I can last longer than a jet engine.
Let’s cross the international dateline together.
Want to come over and see my world map?
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Are you ready for take off?
Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.
You don’t need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
I’m a pilot, want me to captain your 747?
Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?
Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
You put me on Red alert.
I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.
Can I claim your baggage?
Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?
Are you ready to board?
I’d love to be your final destination.
Would you like to join me in the members-only lounge?
I don’t know what gate I’m boarding at, but I hope it’s close to yours.
Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?
Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.
Your eyes are as blue as the waters surrounding the exotic island I would take you to if we were dating.
Want to stamp my pA$$port?
Something tells me we’d make great travel partners.
Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?
I know a great recovery for jet lag.
What’s your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.
Which language would you like me to ask you out in?
You’re as clA$$y as the first Pan Am flight.
Your wanderlust is overpowering.
I wouldn’t complain about a layover with you.
It’s always a first clA$$ trip with me.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
For safety’s sake, how about we practice A$$uming the emergency position.
Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.