I like every bone in your body especially mine.
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good.
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Are you an interior decorator? Because the moment I saw you, the room became more beautiful.
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
You’re so sweet I’m getting cavities.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.
Can I have fries with that shake!
I’m going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I’ll stop loving you.
My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would just love to tap that a$s!
No, I am not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
I know I don’t look like much now, but I am drinking milk.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer because you are dope.
Stand back, I am a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I will loosen her clothes.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
You are like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!
Do you have the time…to write my number down?
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only 10 I see!
I would marry your cat just to get in the family.
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
When does your centerfold come out?
You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
You’re like a student and I’m like a math book, you solve all my
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
You’re so hot that you make the sun jealous.
May I have your autograph? I’ve never met the most beautiful girl in the world before.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
If I had eleven roses and you, I would have a dozen.
Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gemstones.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me.
You make my software turn to hardware!
Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Baby, I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up?
Can I have directions to your house?
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.
How about you sit on my lap and we will straighten things out.
I am conducting a field test of how many women have pierced nipples.
Is your name Gillette? because you are the best a man can get.
You are like a championship bA$$, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.
Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
Hi, I am new in town.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Hey baby lets play army I will lay down you can blow me up.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I want to kiss you pA$$ionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?