Best Comeback Lovers Pick Up Lines

Best Comeback Lovers Pick Up Lines 1

So, what do you do for a living? Funny/witty comeback: I’m a drag queen honey.
Where have you been my entire life baby? Funny/witty comeback: really hiding from you.
Guess what? It’s your lucky day baby. Out of all the ladies here, I picked you to talk to. Funny/witty comeback: Great! It’s your lucky day as well baby. Out of all the ways I could embarrA$$ you right now…..I will just ignore you.
Will you go out with me this weekend? Funny/witty comeback: sorry, the doctor told me to avoid negative things in life.
Your place or mine? Funny/witty comeback: Look! Go to your place and let me go to mine.
Shall we go see a movie? Funny/witty comeback: I’ve already seen Lord of the Rings.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Funny/witty comeback: Unfertilized and left alone!
Where have you been all my life? Funny/witty comeback: In your wildest dreams.
Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all day. Funny/witty comeback: So many pervert and twisted thought you have there!
Your body is like a temple. Funny/witty comeback: Sorry, there is no service today.
If I had a garden, I’d put you’re tulips and my tulips together. Funny/witty comeback: tours look infected! You better check them.
Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason. Funny/witty comeback: Yep! Let’s pick up some ladies!
I would die for you. Funny/witty comeback: go ahead, I’m waiting!
I would go to the end of the world for you. Funny/witty comeback: would you stay there?
I’m going outside to make out. Care to join me? Funny/witty comeback: No, I’m going to have a lough here while you are doing it.
Can I have your name? Funny/witty comeback: Don’t you have one already?
I’d like to call you. What’s your number? Funny/witty comeback: go look in a phone book.
What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Funny/witty comeback: I truly can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
Hey I really want to do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breath hard. Funny/witty comeback: So… You want to go running now?
Hey, where did you get that? That beautiful smile! Funny/witty comeback: we call it beauty, which you don’t have!