So, what do you do for a living? Funny/witty comeback: I’m a drag queen honey.
Where have you been my entire life baby? Funny/witty comeback: really hiding from you.
Guess what? It’s your lucky day baby. Out of all the ladies here, I picked you to talk to. Funny/witty comeback: Great! It’s your lucky day as well baby. Out of all the ways I could embarrA$$ you right now…..I will just ignore you.
Will you go out with me this weekend? Funny/witty comeback: sorry, the doctor told me to avoid negative things in life.
Your place or mine? Funny/witty comeback: Look! Go to your place and let me go to mine.
Shall we go see a movie? Funny/witty comeback: I’ve already seen Lord of the Rings.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Funny/witty comeback: Unfertilized and left alone!
Where have you been all my life? Funny/witty comeback: In your wildest dreams.
Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all day. Funny/witty comeback: So many pervert and twisted thought you have there!
Your body is like a temple. Funny/witty comeback: Sorry, there is no service today.
If I had a garden, I’d put you’re tulips and my tulips together. Funny/witty comeback: tours look infected! You better check them.
Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason. Funny/witty comeback: Yep! Let’s pick up some ladies!
I would die for you. Funny/witty comeback: go ahead, I’m waiting!
I would go to the end of the world for you. Funny/witty comeback: would you stay there?
I’m going outside to make out. Care to join me? Funny/witty comeback: No, I’m going to have a lough here while you are doing it.
Can I have your name? Funny/witty comeback: Don’t you have one already?
I’d like to call you. What’s your number? Funny/witty comeback: go look in a phone book.
What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Funny/witty comeback: I truly can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
Hey I really want to do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breath hard. Funny/witty comeback: So… You want to go running now?
Hey, where did you get that? That beautiful smile! Funny/witty comeback: we call it beauty, which you don’t have!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.