Hello babe , but can I get your seven significant digits?
I’m not being obtuse baby, you are being acute
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?
Hi baby! I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!
My love for you baby is a monotonically increasing.
Hey, baby … nice asymptote.
If I went binary love, you would be the 1 for me.
You’ve got more curves baby than a triple integral.
I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.
I’m not being obtuse babe , but you’re acute .
Hello baby! Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
Hello baby! At absolute zero, you would still move me.
I wish I was your derivative love so I could lie tangent to your curves
Whoops love, I think my binomials just expanded
Hello babe! I don’t like my current friend. Mind if I do a you-subsS#xution?
Hello babe! Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts baby. You look toned
Sweetheart, I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
I wish I was your calculus homework babe , because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet baby? No? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your A$$umption.
Hey babe , what’s your sine?
Girl I 1-sin(theta) you.
I heard you’re good at algebra baby – Could you replace my X without asking Y?
You may be out of my range babe , but I’d love to show you my domain.
My love for you is like a concave up function love because it is always increasing.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set baby when you are not with me.
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates baby: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates love: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
Yo , I heard you’re good at math love… Because your legs are always divided.
I do believe I am your reciprocal babe ; we will be one when we multiply.
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The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom babe .
Your beauty love cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
Hello babe ! You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
Hi baby! If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
The way the light reflects off the angles of your head babe is extremely enchanting.
I heard you’re sin babe because you’re always on top when we make tangent
Hello baby! What do math and my D!¢K have in common?…They’re both hard for you
Hi baby, I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
Hello baby! If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards
I memorized the first 300 digits of p baby. If you give me a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too.
Hi baby! I’m like pi babe , I’m really long and I go on forever.
Hello baby! I wish I were a problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
Our love is like dividing by zero baby…. you cannot define it
I wish I were your second derivative love so I could investigate your concavities.
Hi baby! I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you baby?
Hello baby! You and I add up better than a riemann sum.
Hey babe , can i see what’s under your radical?
Approach infinity babe , because I want to go all the way with you.
You have nicer legs baby than an Isosceles right triangle.
I’ll be the one over your cosx and baby, we can have secx!
Sweetheart! My love for you goes on like the number pi
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds babe . What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I’d like to plug my solution love into your equation.
Hey …nice asymptote.
Sweetheart, what’s your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you’re the one
Sweetheart, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
I heard you like math , so what’s the sum of U+Me
You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip
You’ve got more curves love than a triple integral.
I’m overheating babe because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
Hello baby! Let’s make love like pi; irrational and never ending
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