Best Basketball Pick Up Lines For Sports Fans
by Maria Line
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.
Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause I already got balls.
Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even more beautiful on my bedroom floor.
May I put my balls in your basket?
If you were a basketball, I’d never pA$$ because I want to keep you all to myself.
You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Do you want to sample my skills?
I’ve never made an incomplete pA$$, and I hope you won’t be my first.
Hey, girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous because you, truly, have it all.
Are you on the rebound because my D. Favors you.
I hit threes all the time, but you’d be my first ten.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
(Once she gets out of a relationship)Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I’ll be your rebound.
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