That white linen summer dress you sewed yourself would look great on my floor.
Is this farm table sturdy enough for me to throw you down on?
Your broccoli heads are so big!
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together?
You sure do know how to handle your chicken coop wire.
These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
Do these plums feel ripe to you?
What do you say to a little foraging in the woods?
I want to LEED certify you!
Want to make pies together?
Why drive when you could ride on my handlebars to the farmer’s market?
I bet we would brew good beer together.
I know this might sound cheesy, but I love everything artisan about you.
If you were a pea, I would gladly shell you on the back porch.
You just made me as red as a beet!
No one installs a fence post quite like you.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
I’d like to make you my backyard bounty.
I’d like to raise your barn.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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