…you look exactly like Kelly Hu.
…you look exactly like Lucy Liu.
…you look exactly like Margaret Cho.
Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you from China? (Why?) Because I’m China get on you
Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my peπ!s.
Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok
Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)
Are you half? Half-S#xy, half fine.
Asians ride for free.
But where are you really from?
Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
Do you know why I like Asian girls? Because they’re tighter
Do you really eat dogs?
For an Asian girl, you sure are cool.
Go out with me and you won’t be sari.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that’ll leave you breathless?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon
Hey, malaria kills, get under my mosquito net?
I bet you give really good mA$$ages.
I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
I have naan stop thinking about you.
I have yellow fever and you’re the cure.
I heard Asian girls love to Fu©k.
I know all about the 38th parallel.
I know karate.
I know tae kwon do.
I love Korean BBQ.
I love sushi. Can you make some for me?
I love Thai food.
I love your almond-shaped eyes.
I may look like a nerd but it’s only a disguise.
I’m Asian. Do you have any Asian in you? Want some?
I’m done with black girls. They are too much drama.
I’m done with white girls. They are too much drama.
I’ve always wanted to date an Asian girl.
If you will be my Yin, can I be your yang?
My eyes may seem small but I’ve got a HUGE personality
No, really, what’s your nationality?
Say it in Chinese.
Seeing you makes my face turn red with pA$$ion. No, I haven’t been drinking!
So is it true? Is your pu$$y slanted?
Uhhhh, no, I didn’t play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
What are you?
What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y’see, I’m finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
Where are you from?
Why don’t we dim sum lights?
Will you walk on my back?
Wing Wing Wing Herro?
Yeah, (sniff) I cried during “Joy Luck Club.”
You don’t have an accent.
You know what? It’s strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
You like the white boys, don’t you?
You look like a gal I had during the war.
You remind me of my fourth wife.
You talk like a white girl.
You’re a very pretty Asian girl. Have you ever made out with a white guy before?…Would you like to?