[Top 50] 4th of July-American Independence Day Pick Up Lines For Patriots!
by Annie Rosy
The government is okay with 18 year olds and so am I!
Let’s drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
The only thing better than this party is the Revolutionary Party! Am I right? Also, the Tea Party was pretty cool if I’m being honest. And, I want to be honest with you.
You’re by far the prettiest girl here. The ‘Liberty bell’ of the ball.
You have the right to bear me in your arms.
The ConsS#xution limits the powers of the government but the powers of my pants are unlimited!
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just… carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
[Top 50] 4th of July-American Independence Day Pick Up Lines For Patriots!
Oooooh say can you seeeeeeee / by the dawn’s early light / me in your bed / with last night’s sweat still gleaminnnnnng.
Hey the alcohol’s back! Now let’s get drunk and screw.
The Continental Congress decreed ‘all men are created equal.’ But, they didn’t say anything about ‘all women being created equal.’ Because girl, you are too fine!
You don’t have to wait for succession, you’re first in line for me.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Baby, you remind me of the consS#xution, because you look like a national treasure
The verdict is in; you are hot
I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston mA$$acre! Anyway, want to make out?
Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.
The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a peπ!s…I’ll loan you mine.
“The pursuit of happiness,” means it’s cool to hit on you, right?
You be Yankee Doodle, I’ll be the pony.
I don’t normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I’ll make an exception.
My flag will never fly at half mast as long you’re around.
You can be my mate but we won’t be doing any running.
Give me your panties or give me death.
Don’t tell me you’re one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don’t think that’s a thing. Thirsty?
You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.
You have the right to bear me in your arms.
I actually wrote ‘the British are coming.’ Well, I didn’t write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there’s a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Are you a British Loyalist? Because you’re making me rethink this whole “independence” thing.
I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation.
I’m like fireworks: smokin’, fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
I’ll do your process.
They call my bedroom the 14th colony.
“The pursuit of happiness” means it’s cool to hit on you, right?
You remind me of the consS#xution, because you look like a national treasure
Whooo! Party like it’s 1776!
Let me press myself against you, you can’t stop me…it’s my consS#xutional right.
I’m a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
My flag will never fly at half mast as long you’re around.
Now you don’t need a peπ!s to vote…but you can still borrow mine.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won’t!
You don’t need a permit to search my pants and seize whatever you find.
Whooo! Party like it’s 1933!!!!
Excuse me but I’m looking for weapons of A$$ destruction.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of A$$embly…outside your bedroom window.
If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.
I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.
When we get back to my place I’m going to do everything to you that your government can’t.
18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!
You’re by far the prettiest girl here. The ‘Liberty bell’ of the ball.
Baby, you’re a firework.
I’d try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.
We are endowed by our creator with rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of 0rg@sm
You can be my mate but we won’t be doing any running.
We’ll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I’m coming to seize your A$$ets.
If you’re incapacitated can I have a list of you next 3 hottest friends?
Baby I’ll make you see stars and stripes
If you ask me if I love you I’ll have to plead the 5th. Don’t want to incriminate myself.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I’m coming to seize your A$$ets.
I’m not a fan of Parliament. Unless, it’s the band Parliament Funkadelic. Which doesn’t mean anything to you right now, but you’ll see what I’m talking about in a few hundred years. I’m from the future!
“The pursuit of happiness” means it’s cool to hit on you, right?
This would be really awkward if you were British.
You have the right to protest but I don’t think you’ll want to.
You be Yankee Doodle, I’ll be the pony.
I’ve been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!
You can pay the poll tax personally with me.
We’ll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.
We have a lot of chemistry. Right now, we’re both working on a little something I like to call ‘electricity.’
Pretend you are the consS#xution and call me daddy
The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won’t!
Baby I can last for waaayy more than 2 terms.
I’ll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.
Baby, I’ll make you see stars and stripes!
You put my heart in double jeopardy
Sir William Howe… are you doing?
I hope we stay together forever. Let’s knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!
You have the right to protest but I don’t think you’ll want to.
When we touch, it’s electric
Are you a British Loyalist? Because you’re making me rethink this whole “independence” thing.
Wanna get naked and watch 1776 (that musical about the signing of The Declaration of Independence.)
If you ask me if I love you I’ll have to plead the 5th. Don’t want to incriminate myself.
I’m arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you…are excessively fine!
My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?
Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.
I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of A$$embly…outside your bedroom window.
Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.
Oh say can you see… me in your bed tonight.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Wanna meet the foreman of my jury?
I’d start a revolution for your number.
Wanna get naked and watch 1776 (that musical about the signing of The Declaration of Independence)?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink. If you can’t tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will also buy you a drink.
Oh say can you see… me in your bed tonight
You’re so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?
Let’s be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.
Let’ put the screw back in screwdriver.
I’ll do your process.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Baby, you’re a firework.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You can pay the poll tax personally with me.
I’m glad there’s freedom of religion because I worship you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… country.
I’ll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long
Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.
I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”
I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”
Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.
You don’t have to wait for succession, you’re first in line for me.
There’s too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?
I’ll be your slave, it’s okay, it’s not involuntary.
It’s big, like my signature.
I’m glad there’s freedom of religion because I worship you.
Let’s say we go back to my place. You put on a wig, I’ll call you ‘Tory.’
You have a boyfriend? Have you ever given any thought to seceding from him? I get not wanting to cheat. I’m also a loyalist.
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just… carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a peπ!s…I’ll loan you mine.
They call my bedroom the 14th colony.
Let’s do it in Philadelphia.
Let’s be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.
Girl, you’re so beautiful. I’d cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.
Are you a British Loyalist, because you’re making me rethink this whole “independence” thing.
There’s too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?
I’m like fireworks: smokin’, fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
Can I, like, annex you?
I will go full-term in your oval office.
I’m a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Tell me, does the carpet match the powdered wig?
You don’t need to wait until the next session, you can give me a raise any time.
I’d start a revolution for your number.
How about that George Grenville? What a BØØB!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb
Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I’m afraid it has to be a speedy one.
The powers of the federal government aren’t the only things that need separated.
I’m arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you…are excessively fine!
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
How would you win over the heart of a patriot?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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