[Top 50 ] BDSM Naughty Pick Up Lines!

[Top 50 ] BDSM Naughty Pick Up Lines! 1

I can be your Mr Grey.
“Oh, Fu©k the paperwork”
“I’d like to bite that lip.”
“What is it about elevators?”
“We aim to please Miss Steele”
Want me to wear your underwear?
“Never trust a man who can dance.”
Why don’t you like to be touched?”
I’ll see you laters, baby. *Wink.*
You don’t need to knock. Just go in… *Wink*
I think you’re 50 shades of great. *Wink twice.*
“Because I’m fifty shades of Fu©ked-up, Anastasia”
I’m 50 shades of hot for you. *Wink and gun finger.*
Hey girl, do you want to try out the balls in my playroom?
I’ll sign your contract… *Pull pen out of handbag and wink.*
“You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince”
Have you read 50 Shades of Grey? Well, I’m 50 shades of Greg.
I haven’t got a “Red Room of Pain”… but I can show my bedroom.
What’s your safe word? I’ll write it down next to your number.
“Don’t get your panties in such a twist… and give me back mine.”
“I’ve kissed a prince, Mom. I hope it doesn’t turn into a frog.”
“I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey… and I hate coffee.”
My inner goddess wants to be friends with you. *Point to all of him.*
“It’s very hard to grow up in a perfect family when you’re not perfect.”
I’ve got a dark twisted soul, want to go back to mine and let me tie you up?
“Supposing I’ve said I hate him, or worse still, that I love him, in my sleep.”
It sure is hot outside, but I can be your Popsicle. *Subtle nod towards crotch.*
“My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.”
I’d say “oh my” for you. *Again, avoid Takei references. Unless they look like they’re into Star Trek.*
Let’s get out of here so I can make you say, “oh my”. *Try not to sound like GeorgeTakei when using this line.*