Yo mama so bald you can play air hockey on her head.
Yo mama so bald she took a shower and got brainwashed!
Yo mama’s so bald that you can see what’s on her mind.
Yo mama’s so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head.
Yo mama so bald if you look at he head you’ll go blind!
Yo momma’s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so bald that when she got cornrows it looked like sS#xiches.
Yo mama so bald she doesn’t have a forehead. She’s got a forever head!
Yo mama’s so bald when she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a roll-on.
Yo mama’s so bald that when she braids her hair, it looks like sS#xches.
Yo mama’s so bald that when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so bald when she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted condom.
Yo mama so bald when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama’s so bald that you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my A$$.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.