Im Aang, wanna be my Katara?
You’re the avatar to my bending.
I’m pretty good at blood bending.
You’re hot. You’re a fire bender?
Only thing you’re gonna bend is over.
Wanna take a ride on my flying bison?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I hear airbenders are good at blowing.
Call me Azula because I’m crazy for you.
Are you a spirit or just out of this world?
You’re so beautiful when you hate the world.
You don’t need a bloodbender to make me rise.
My arrow isn’t the only thing that glows blue.
Are you a lava bender because you melt my heart.
Are you a firebender? Cause you’re making me hot.
Rocks aren’t the only things I can get rough with.
You don’t need to be a bloodbender to make me rise!
Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.
Are you the Dai Li because you’ve captured my heart.
Your airbending is so great, it blew my clothes off.
Hey girl. Maybe later I can show you my body bending.
Are you an earth bender? Because you make me rock hard.
Are you a waterbender? Because you made me soaking wet.
Are you an Airbender? You take the wind right out of me.
Yo girl I don’t need to be a water bender to make you wet.
You must be a firebender cause the way you move is so hot.
Are you a firebender? Cause you light the flame in my soul.
Hey baby….do you want to see what my Arrow is pointing at?
I’m a chi blocker do you want me to hit all the right spots?
You must be a fire bender, because sparks fly when we touch.
Are you a Water bender? Because you’re making me really wet.
I’ll let you play with my hair if you let me play with yours.
Are you a bloodbender? ‘Cause my D!¢K is rising with the moon.
You must be a moon spirit because I could look at you all night.
Girl, you must be a blood bender, cuz my heart just skipped a beat.
Are you Wai Shi Tong because I’d like to search your secret library.
Hey baby, are you a bloodbender? Cause you’ve got control of my heart.
Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.
Is it just me, or are you bloodbending what I think you’re bloodbending?
Are you the avatar? Because you just activated a portal in my South Pole.
Are you a brand new Airbender? I’ll teach you the way around my glider staff.
If I were to choose a bending power I would the ability to “bend” your heart!
Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.
Girl, you must be a blood bender, cuz your making my blood go to certain places.
Hey babe, I’m a traveling hippie group. Mind if i go through your secret tunnel?
Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You’re about to be deflowered.
Are you a Blood bender? Because I can’t seem to control myself when I’m around you.
Are you a blood bender because blood rushes to my south pole every time I look at you.
Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won’t be the only thing you’ll choke on tonight.
You’re Katara and I’m Aang. You went years without me but then I finally came out of that iceberg.
So it looks like I’m going to be in town for a while. I’m thinking maybe we could … do an activity together?
You’re a master Airbender, aren’t you? I can’t be the only one who wants to see what that arrow of yours leads to…