You’re hotter than my fever.
You’re as hot as my temperature.
Nice legs…what time do they open?
I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.
You’ve stolen my heart… Can I steal your lungs?
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you are hot.
I’d like to get you into bed before the flu does.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
Do you have a fever? Cause you’re looking hot to me.
You should get some rest. We can hiber-mate together.
Are u colds? Cause u make it so hard for me to breathe.
I have asthma. Lets have S#x till I’m blue in the face.
May I take your temperature? You’re looking pretty hot.
Do you have a cold? ‘Cause you’re giving me the chills.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Wow I’ve been dizzy all day…mind if I…fall in your arms.
Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.
My chest… aches badly.. is it your perfume… or am I in love?
Your like inhaler meds to my lungs, I want you inside of me!
We should probably study each other’s anatomy to find a cure.
Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.
If my lips turn blue, will you kiss them & turn ’em pink again?
Your like 2nd smoke to me, when your around me I can’t breathe.
Do you work for U.P.S? I thought I saw you checking out my package
Is that an inhaler in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
You have asthma too? Lets swap inhalers, it’s like an indirect kiss!
My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.
Your like albuterol baby! You make my heart race & you give me the shakes!
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)….Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
Are you a hot glA$$ of chicken noodle soup? Because I’d love to drink you up!
My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don’t wanna look away.
It’s an inhaler, you put it in your mouth & suck it. Does that give you any ideas?
You don’t need to go to the Tang Center. I can give you a physical exam right here.
My nose has been running for days, but you’ve been running through my mind for weeks.
I’m wheezing because I’m tight in the chest, I’m squirming cuz I’m tight in the pants.
My lips are getting worse.. I need a kiss to make it all better. Mind being my medicine?
Dang! I gotta check my lung capacity & I lost my peak-flow meter, can I blow you instead?
My stomach has been aching. Are you my appendix? ‘Cause I have a feeling I should take you out.
I’m actually a new medicine for the common cold. Doctors advise that you apply me to sensitive areas.
You’re looking a little cold over there. Why don’t you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.
According to Web MD, the best way to cure cold symptoms is to kiss someone cute. Can’t argue with medicine.
*gasp* I can’t breathe! *wheeze* I need *gasp*wheeze* mouth to mouth! *gasp*wheeze* Right Now!!! *forces a kiss on you & sucks out your breath*