[Top 40] Crappy Pick Up Lines

[Top 40] Crappy Pick Up Lines 1

Say my name!
Say you want this.
La familia es todo.
I’m the one who knocks.
Real men know how to cook.
Screw Meth. Love is my drug.
My love for you is 99.1% pure.
You are the Lily to my Valley.
Yo, Gatorade me, B!t¢h. (Jesse)
I own a carwash. Let’s get dirty.
Join me in bed. Fight me and die!
Boxer or briefs? Whitey. Tighties.
Feelin’ lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
You are welcome to my territory anytime.
I’m in the DEA and I’m totally DTF. (Hank)
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
Crystal Meth ain’t got nothing on you, baby!
All you have to do is respect our chemistry.
Your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
If the trailer’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’!
Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg’s crystal!
I won’t call you B!t¢h unless you want me to. (Jesse)
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Come inside my RV and I’ll show you some real chemistry.
Hey girl, you want to head to my RV and form a covalent bond?
Even Walter White couldn’t improve on the chemistry between us.
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
Girl, I’m about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I’ll put on your finger.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I’m making breakfast in the morning.
I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really — I was alive… when I am with you.