With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.<
I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
There’s not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
Do you pee here often?
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
Hey girl, you’re one fine-lookin’ mother pupper.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Can you help me find someplace to pee?
My favorite position is doggie-styleWhat’s yours?
I miss you more than my balls.
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Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
I love to be pawed.
It was love at first sniff.
Roll overI’ll scratch your belly.
I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I want to have your litter of puppies.
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn’t you?
I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine’s gift to you.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
Where do you poop?
You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
Your bark is contagious.
Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I’m a dog.
That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.
I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.
That’s a beautiful dogDoes she have a phone number?
My dog is humping your dog — it’s fate!
Is that your dog’s tail wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, you are so fetch!
We should get our dogs together for a playdate.
I came here looking for a little tail
Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
I’ll sniff your butt if you sniff mine
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
You had me at ruff
When I say ‘B!t¢h’, I mean it as a compliment!
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life
Come on, don’t make me beg!
Hey there, beautiful..looking for an Alpha dog?
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Did you win “best in show”? Because you sure are a winner to me
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we´d make an exotic litter of puppies
Do you believe in cross-breding?
Roll overI’ll scratch your belly
Is it warm out here or are you in heat?
I must be a Dog Tick, because I’m stuck on you
Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
Your doghouse or mine?
Sniff my butS#x’s the quickest way to my heart
Can I get you a tennis ball?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship
I love to be pawed
Hey girl, want to help me bury my bone?
That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her owner
I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
That’s a beautiful dogDoes she have a phone number?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
If your crush’s dog is playing with yours, check out the strange dog’s collar, then say (in hearing distance from his owner): Lookin’ good,
RoverAre you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?
Use a cheesy approach at your (dignity’s) own riskBe willing to make a fool of yourself, and your sheepish charm will trump the failed line:
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
This dog is beautifulI see he takes after his owner. This will go over better than, You look just like your pug.
If your dog is humping a cute stranger’s dog, introduce yourself and quickly bring up the matchmaking skills of Pongo and Perdita in ‘
Dalmatians’.
Conversation will flow easily if you’re talking about the one thing you know you already have in common: dogsComment on the cute dog owner’s
pupBe curiousAsk questions about the breedAsk for training advice.
Offer to share your dog treats — and human treatsIf it’s chilly, bring a thermos of hot chocolate to the dog park and be ready to share.
Offer to scoop the poop.
If your dog makes a mess that’s a little too close for comfort, or runs into your crush in a poor fetch attempt, offer to make it up to the
rattled stranger with dinner or drinks on you.
Use puns wiselyPhrases like new leash on life and don’t make me beg might be taken the wrong way if you haven’t perfected a non-jerk face
tone of voice.
If you see the same (hopefully) single dog walker at the dog park every day, feel free to use this clA$$ic line: You come here often? Say it
with a smile, introduce yourself and your dog, and start chatting!
That’s a nice dogDoes it have a phone number?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Oh, that’s a great looking dog! Can I pet you–I mean, him?
My dog is humping your dogIt must be fate!
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
My dog is humping your dog — it’s fate!
I must be a Dog Tick, because I’m stuck on you.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, you are so fetch!
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
We should get our dogs together for a playdate
You are all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Iams so in love with you.
Looking good, RoverAre you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?
I’d never keep you on a short leash.
This will go over better than, You look just like your pug.
you’re more fetching than my favorite ball.
You work for beneful? cuz you are making my heart do all the right things.
A day with you’s like an etrnity of behind-the ear scratches.
That’s a nice dog, does it have a phone number?
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Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Is it warm out here or are you in heat?
I am looking for a leash free relationship
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I’m a poodle in the streets but a bulldog in the sheets
I’ll be your tramp if you’ll be my lady
Girl, you’re so fetch
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You make my heart feel like it’s getting tummy-rubbed.
How about we ditch these keashes and go for a run.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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